Escort Session Etiquette Los Angeles — Rules for Booking Unique
Three Rules · Be Clean · Be On Time · Be Respectful · That’s It
I’m not about to hand you a 20-page manual. I keep it simple because I’m simple to deal with. Show up clean, show up on time, treat me like a person — and I promise you’ll leave wondering why every experience can’t be this good. That Louisiana hospitality hits different when you come correct.
The Quick Version
- The 3 rules: Clean · On time · Respectful
- Deposit: Required to hold your spot (see booking)
- Payment: CashApp $UniqueLa304 or cash (in-person)
- Links: Rates · Book · FAQ
The Three Basics — What I Expect from Every Client
Be Clean
Non-negotiable. Period.
Shower before you see me. Fresh breath, clean body, trimmed nails. I’m not your girl if you can’t handle basic hygiene.
Incall clients — my shower is available if you need a quick rinse (on your time, not mine).
You’re about to be up close and personal with a 21-year-old who takes care of herself. Match that energy.
Be On Time
My schedule is tight.
I came off the stage because I value my time. If you’re running late, text me immediately — I’ll work with you if I can.
Late without notice? Your session gets shorter, not longer.
I respect your time. I expect the same.
Be Respectful
I’m a person, not a vending machine.
My boundaries exist. Don’t test them.
Unsure about something? Ask. I’d rather you ask than assume.
Aggressive or disrespectful behavior = you’re out. No refund. No second chance.
New Clients — How Screening Works
Light screening. Keeps both of us safe. Takes five minutes.
1) Deposit
A deposit proves you’re serious and lets me block off my time for you.
CashApp: $UniqueLa304
No deposit = no booking. I’ve been doing this long enough to know.
2) Basic Info
Send your name, age, race, and occupation, plus how you found me.
I’m not building a file on you — I just need to know who’s walking through my door.
3) Selfie
A current selfie (chest-up) so I can match you to who actually shows up.
I show you exactly what you’re getting. I expect the same.
Payment — Handle It Smooth, Not Awkward
Get this right and the energy stays right from the jump.
CashApp
Cash (In-Person)
Incall: Leave it on the entry table when you arrive
Outcall: Visible in the bathroom before I get there
Handle it at the start — I shouldn’t have to bring it up
Public Dates
Slip it in a book, a gift bag, or a greeting card
Be creative. Be discreet.
Never hand cash openly in public — we’re classier than that
Deposits: Required to confirm every booking. Applied to your session total. See the booking page for amounts and details.
Communication — How to Reach Me Without Getting Ignored
First impressions matter. Even in a text.
How to Contact Me
Text or email. That’s it.
I’ll get back to you within the hour unless I’m in session.
Be clear about what you want: name, age, race, occupation, how you found me, date/time, duration, service, incall or outcall.
The more detail you give upfront, the faster we get to the good part.
Keep It Respectful
Don’t come at me sideways.
No explicit language in the first message. We’ll get there — earn it first.
Don’t ask for free content, free pics, or “samples.”
I’m professional about this. You should be too.
What Gets You Ignored
I delete these without reading:
- “How much?” — It’s on the menu page
- “Are you available?” with zero details
- “Hey babe” or “Hey sexy” with nothing else
- Paragraphs of explicit fantasy (save that for when you book)
Running Late?
Text me the second you know.
Life happens. I get it. Just communicate.
I’ll do my best to adjust, but your session time doesn’t extend.
No-show without notice? You’re blacklisted. Deposit gone. Don’t do this.
Special Requests — Want Something Specific? Tell Me Before You Book
I love switching things up. Just give me a heads up.
Outfit Requests
Want me in something specific? Dancer heels? Lingerie set? Tell me when you book. I have a wardrobe. If it’s something I don’t own, you buy it — I’ll wear it.
No Perfume / Scents
Need me fragrance-free? I understand discretion. Let me know in advance and I’ll keep it neutral. No questions asked.
Specific Services
Check the full menu for everything I offer. From sensual massage to domination to foot worship — if it’s on my menu, it’s on the table. Questions? Ask before booking.
Accommodations
Need something specific for comfort or accessibility? Just tell me. I want this to be good for both of us — and good starts with comfortable.
Cancellation Policy — Shit Happens, Here’s How We Handle It
I’m reasonable. Just don’t waste my time.
If You Cancel
Deposit rolls to a future date (use within 60 days)
Deposit is gone. Non-refundable.
Deposit forfeited. Future bookings require full prepay.
If I Cancel
Or apply it to a rescheduled date — your call
I’ll work around your availability
I respect the time you set aside for me
Privacy & Discretion — Your Secret Is Safe With a Louisiana Girl
I don’t talk. I expect the same.
My Promise
What happens between us stays between us.
I never share client info. Not with friends, not online, not with anyone.
NDA available if you want one in writing.
Your privacy is just as important to me as mine.
Your Part
Keep our time private.
No posting about us on social media. No bragging in group chats.
No photos or recordings unless I say yes.
Discretion goes both ways. That’s how trust works.
Reviews
Keep it tasteful if you review me.
Focus on: reliability, energy, authenticity, the vibe.
Don’t write a play-by-play of what we did. That’s not what reviews are for.
Platforms: PrivateDelights, TER
Non-Negotiables — Don’t Even Try
Substances
No hard drugs. No sloppy drunk.
I want you present, coherent, and able to enjoy what I’m about to give you.
A drink or two is fine. Wasted is not.
Show up too high or too drunk = session cancelled, deposit gone.
Boundaries
My limits are my limits.
If I don’t offer it, asking 10 times won’t change anything.
No means no. That’s not up for negotiation.
Push my boundaries = you’re out the door. No refund.
Aggression
Zero tolerance. I don’t play about this.
I’m 5’1″ and I carry myself with the confidence of someone who knows her worth.
Forceful or aggressive behavior ends everything immediately.
Be a gentleman. It’s not hard.
Quick Reference — The TL;DR for Booking an Exotic Dancer Escort in LA
Skim this if you didn’t read everything above.
Before You Book
- Read my services & rates
- Complete screening
- Send deposit to $UniqueLa304
- Communicate any special requests
Day Of
- Shower and groom — come fresh
- Arrive on time or text me
- Have payment ready before I arrive
- Relax and be yourself
Don’t
- Show up wasted or high
- Try to negotiate my rates — they’re posted for a reason
- Push boundaries I set
- Share details of our time online
You Read the Rules. Now Come Get the Reward.
Follow these simple guidelines and I promise — you’ll wish you’d booked sooner. The girl with the 42-inch natural backside and three years of stage experience is waiting. Come correct and I’ll make sure you leave with a story you can’t tell anyone.